for pun lovers...converting units

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 08-Dec-2009 9:00:52

For all who have difficulty converting units:

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

1 million- microphones = 1 megaphone

2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

365.25 days = 1 unicycle

2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

52 cards = 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

2 monograms = 1 diagram

4 nickels = 2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

AND.......100 Senators = Not 1 decision

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 6:00:59

i love this!.

very creative. :).

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 20:11:09

Thanks, wish I could take credit for the creativity.

Post 4 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 22:10:03

haha nice..

Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 22:15:13

Those were awesome! Lol.

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 22:50:29

loved 'em; thanks!!!

Post 7 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Thursday, 10-Dec-2009 6:59:58

Thank you, thank you.
I laughed so hard.

Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 15-Dec-2009 22:52:04

Those were quite amusing, especially the ones closer to the end.